Tabitha Took Me Over...

I don't know if it's because she cusses like a sailor or the fact that she dresses like my college art professor, but I love this chick.

If you don't know her, I insist you turn on Bravo next Thursday to tune in to find out what Tabitha Coffey is all about. She cuts hair, so I obviously have no use for her, but she's got a sharp tongue and an even sharper wit!

I personally believe the best episode of the season took place last night. She turned Images Salon of Oyster Bay, New York on its a$$ and one point I didn't think the employees were going to make it out alive.

They did, barely.

I won't sell this house today.

My last post was on August 18th? What the $*#&?

But as Annette Bening's Carolyn Burnham might have said, "You have no one else to blame, but yourself".

And extra points to those of you that know this character is from my favorite movie, American Beauty. I can't believe it came out almost 10 years ago. I still watch it whenever I get a chance and quote it as often as possible. Want some of your own? Here's a few unedited nuggets for you.

A truly original movie, not like Annette's current film The Women. I haven't seen it, but I've seen the original and loved it, so hopefully this "reimagining" of the 1939 bitch fest is just as witty, funny and forward thinking.