Vote for_________

Damn, two vote posts in one day, are we having an election or something?

So Gap got in on the election frenzy and well, I rather like the idea.

First, it's a tee-shirt, never underestimate the power of a tee-shirt.

As a high school sophomore I was suspended for three days because my tee-shirt was too powerful for the powers that be.

Second, it's customizable! That's right you can fill in the blank - hello fabric markers!

So, hop on over to the Vote For_______ site and get yours!

I realize it's the Gap schilling these puppies, so one can only hope these tee-shirts are U.S. made.

One can hope.

Now I'm off to watch the Palin/Biden debate go up in flames.

Don't Vote...

A well crafted viral video. Take a look and remember the wise words of Sarah Silverman, you can literally register to vote while you're poopin'.

Screwed.

I hate being "screwed".

But really, does anyone enjoy that feeling?

Of course, what I really hate is when I don't listen to my intuition and do what I think I should do right away.

To avoid being screwed in life, I've tried to follow a simple set of rules.

Some of them include:

• Start crafting your Christmas gifts in July.
• Stay away from credit cards - they're the devil.
• Avoid mayonnaise-based dips on sunny days.

I've added:

• Don't put off 'til tomorrow what you can accomplish today!

Done.

Now I'm going to go wallow in my bad judgment.

Happy Monday.