Screwed.

I hate being "screwed".

But really, does anyone enjoy that feeling?

Of course, what I really hate is when I don't listen to my intuition and do what I think I should do right away.

To avoid being screwed in life, I've tried to follow a simple set of rules.

Some of them include:

• Start crafting your Christmas gifts in July.
• Stay away from credit cards - they're the devil.
• Avoid mayonnaise-based dips on sunny days.

I've added:

• Don't put off 'til tomorrow what you can accomplish today!

Done.

Now I'm going to go wallow in my bad judgment.

Happy Monday.